Wednesday, August 13, 2008

"And a Poop Underneath the Pear Tree"

OK.

So I totally pooped in the neighbor's yard today. There a new obsession I have with racing out to chase birds under Mimi's tree, but today I decided to drop a teensy surprise under there while I hunted. It was great.

My new mom however, did not think this was "appropriate behavior". She came out with a triple layer of Wal-Mart bags on her hands whispering, "Tica! No ma'am!" (Which I thought was respectful) "We are not wild animals. We are civilized animals and we only poop in our own yard." And she was kind of tip-toeing as if the neighbors couldn't see her when she walked that way in their yard.

Anyway... the good news is, I still got a cookie when I got inside. Yep... I have a jar of "cookies". I am learning new tricks with them too. I'm such a good dog. And apparently I smell "good-n-stinky, good-n-stinky". Uh... yeah. My new mom squeezes me and smells me and says that to me with her teeth gritted "good-n-stinky, good-n-stinky"all the time. What does this mean? How can you smell good and stinky at the same time? Frankly, (and just between us)... she's a little strange.

I will try to post some video of my new tricks soon... Love you!!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I'm so glad that your new mom is teaching you proper lady-like behavior. I don't want you making her clean up your bowel movements from the neighbor's yard anymore! I can't wait to hear about all of the exciting things that you learn to do!